Twilight Kink Fest

AH, Royalty AU. Angry with his father, Prince Edward defies his righteous upbringing and buys a body/pleasure slave. Prefer the concubine to still be inexperienced/a virgin when Edward purchases him. Slash please, and prefer the other character to be Alec, Seth, Riley, or Jasper.

AU Edward/Renesmee. No Bella. Her death/disappearance/absence is open to you, less than integral to me. Really, any physical and or emotional intimacy between the two of them, feeding from one another or any kind of sensual/sexual exploration. First touches. First kisses. First anything.

AU Edward/Jessica - after months/a couple years of listing to her thoughts, E finally decides for whatever reason, to give her what she wants. Him, all of himself. Preferably after school, at her house/in her bedroom. Bonus points if he goes down on her like crazy first. Double bonus points for forced multiple orgasms. Triple points times ten if he bites to take a little (or a lot, depending on his character, whatever) blood from her during or after sex.

Age play + mommy kink. Esme's boys (any combination of Ed/Jas/Em, or all three) love it when she mothers them. Bonus points for sexy bath times before putting her boys to bed. AU preferred, but AH okay, as long as she's not any of the boys' biological mother.

Breath play - any two twi characters. instead of needing blood, the Cullens need breath. What will one of them do when Bella's sings the sweetest?

EdwardXJacob--- its years in the future and Edward is no longer satisfied with Bella--- he hires a male prostitute for the weekend and its Jacob (who's been missing since Bella/Edwards wedding). The friendship builds over the first few days and finally they have hot sex!

What I want more than anything in the world ever is more watersports fic. AU, AH, strictly slash (established relationship will get bonus points!) Edward/Jasper, Edward/Emmett, or Edward/Seth preferably. Absolutely okay with drinking and may propose marriage if you include desperation/humiliation (as long as they both get off on it) and loss of control. Detailed enough? ;D Happy Hours/Golden Showers!

M/M/F threesome with double penetration. Prefer two of them to be Edward and Bella. The third can be anyone but Jacob. Canon or AU is fine.

Dubcon + possible bloodplay. Demitri/Felix + human(s). I'd like to see these vamps indulge in a bit of carnal delight before draining their next meal. Bloodplay a plus. Obviously dub-con, with the human(s) being so overwhelmed by their attraction to the vamps, they think they want it and are grateful to get it... Slash preferred, but a combination of slash/het okay too.

Carlisle/Tanya pairing. AU. She's his first time, and she "teaches" him.

Edward/Alec vampy-bondagey thing... Alec uses his gift to cut off Edward's senses, plunging (heh!) him into a stage of sensory deprivation - except for the pleasure Alec wants to give him, of course. Maybe he invites others to participate as well - and it's the writer's choice as to whether Edward can still read the minds of whoever is involved.

I'd like to read some bloodlapping in vampslash preferably (but het would do too). During sex or in a non-sexual situation, but with hidden or clear sexual context. Please.